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Before we start the new year, here’s some words of advice from the legend himself, Ian Mackaye.

Happy new year everyone. Let’s turn 2008 on it’s fuckin head and accelerate to greatness! What I said yo!

Adrian Chang
Civil Engineer
Traffic Engineering Division

i am looking at his business card right now. for those who dont know who adrian is, if my sources are correct, he might be the first murdle born out the ass hole to spawn future murdles, such as myself, many of whom write posts on this very same weblog. i met him when i was 18, he was always had a copy of the first apb video in his once navy blue eastpak. the first time i met him the first thing he said to me was, “eh, you like watch the apb video?” we went to some lab, either in ics or kuykendal and watched it. it was crazy worn down, all fuzzy and tapey like. it was epic. our mutual friend kai had a small part in it in the end credits. i dont know how to skate, but i try and i like it, just like basketball. any way a new apb video is being released tomorrow at red elephant. dont really know whats going on with the aala p boys. but it brings back good memories. steven parker.

Uh, I might be the last one to find out about these things, but I just stumbbled onto Yacht Rock. Pretty funny stuff. It was on channel 101, like House of Cosby’s. I guess Channel 101’s demographic was the Jason Yen crowd. Actually some to think of it, Channel 101’s shows all just used stuff they didn’t get copyright permission for and then rocked it. They could claim parady, but I digress. If you would like to see Hall and Oats tell Kenny Loggins he’s a Pussy, kick back and relax with Hollywood steve. There’s 10 episodes or so. Just youtube “Yacht Rock episode 1″ if the below thing doesn’t work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMTI8vg7A5U&feature=related

but please don’t attempt to jump off the roof

So looks like Jamie Lynn Spears, yes the younger sister of crazy Britney Spears, is officially knocked up. She is 12 weeks pregnant and only 16! So, not only is she following in her sisters footsteps, but she has one upped her by getting pregnant earlier. As crazy as Britney has been recently, wonder how Jamie is going to turn out now. What gives this a bit of humor is that her mom was going to publish a book about parenting. I mean who would want to read that book? I mean seriously, your oldest daughter is fucking mental and now your youngest daughter is going to be a mother at 16! The only people who’d read that are the ones attempting to be come white trash and I’d support them on it too, if thats what they want, then let em doing it!

Here are some links… here and here go get em!

i’m back. ready to shred pipe. give me a call if you wanna hang!

stay gold,
ZC

so after me and matty chatted online for hours, we pretty much decided one thing… we are going to make a keanu facts website. so far, we got this much:

“doctors are at work creating a baby with Laird Hamiltion and Keanu Reeves, the baby will be named God”
“Laird and Keanu have combined 9 testicles”
“keanu doesnt surf in the ocean, the ocean surfs in keanu…”
“whenever keanu walks into taco bell, the beef turns into sirloin”
“keanu splooges out babies, not semen”
“when keanu fires a gun, the bullet doesn’t want to leave”
“Keanu’s real name is “Iamthefuckingman Reeves” but it didn’t fit on his birth certificate”
“when keanu says there is a glitch in the matrix, there is a fuckin glitch in the matrix”
“Keanu doesn’t program computers, they just listen”
“when keanu blinks, the world fades to black”
“Keanu pisses hawaiian punch”
“Keanu is hawaiian for big balls”
“Keanu played the shark in jaws”
“keanu can kick patrick swayze’s ass in russian roullette with 6 bullets”
“When you shake Keanu’s hand, he gives you splinters”
“Keanu can get you pregnant through email”
“owen wilson tried to commit suicide because keanu didnt friend him on myspace”

Keep the ideas coming. we are on to something good here…

stay gold,

ZC

so i pretty much boiled it down to this… i am way more scared of haole frikkas then niggas. i just saw this fight downtown between 2 aryan brother hood dudes (haoles) and like 12 niggas… these 2 guys licked everyone of those black dudes… it was insane! i wish i had a camera…

other then that, i’m coming back from 17th till the 26th. cant wait to get out of the cold… yea, i know this aint even cold, but i’m a pussy when it comes to weather.

also, i got this job type of shit where i make music for informercials and they pay me. its wild. i just make choke anykine songs and they pay me. its awesome. oh, and check out http://myspace.com/carsbulletstrains for new song. kdens. i gotta work in a couple hours.

-ZC

I set my super8 footage from 2001 to some music. How much art can you take? Before you answer, take a look and then forget what the question was.