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If you are down with Electroclash and gayness.

Saturday 10.06.07: Echo & IHEARTCOMIX present The New Check Yo Ponytail w/ SINDEN, RED FOXX and Gina Turner. 9pm - $10.

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So yup, Weirdoism #1 continues to garnish fame as it closes in on 30,000 views. Here’s a comment and a video from a fan on youtube, famousbruddah50:

“ahahaha…
ending was mento..
but was still funny..
fuckin’ haole.
ahaha..
take it easy HAWAIIAN.”

Damn son! These guys have come a long way mang. I remember when they were playing backyard BBQs in Kaneohe and Kahaluu and shit. Frick I remember seeing Danny Casler beating my friend Shawn in a bodyboarding contest at Pyramid Rock with some dropknee steez like 10 years ago. And Stan Moniz pulling into monster North Shore barrels over 10 years ago. A lot of Hawaii “scene” people from back in the day hate on these dudes or at least used to hate on them, but NP never gave up. They keep on pushing and continue to create shit. I respect that.

“I’m taking it to the top like NP!!!!!”

cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…

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Check it!!! This weekend is the official Hapa Girls Are Mento celebration. So if you experienced a mento Hapa girl in your life this is your time to go out and party!!! Go drink beer and tell everyone Hapa Girls are Mento. If you are currently with a mento hapa girl then ‘wise em up brah.’

You guys are right so I edited this post. I’ll leave it up a little longer then delete it. Sometimes it’s fun to hate.

i barely made the list on imdb, all the way at the bottom. still stoked. the only real street cred i have.

by eHow Fashion, Style & Personal Care Editor
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Introduction
Electroclash is a unique style of music and fashion that became popular during the mid-1990s. All about attitude, electroclash is based on ’80s styles like new wave, punk and electronic dance music. The music and the fashion of electroclash are based in materialism and find style more important than substance. Follow these steps and you’ll be a sexy, cool, kitschy electro-girl in no time.
Instructions
Difficulty: Moderately Easy
Steps

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Step One
Immerse yourself in the music and culture. Even if you wear the right clothes you can’t be electroclash unless you are into the electroclash music and attitude in addition to the fashion. Electroclash is a lifestyle.
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Step Two
Start by studying the electroclash style. Decide what you like and what fits your personality (see resources below). You can style yourself rocker, punk, glam, emo, pop, disco, ’80s or a combination of any or all.
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Step Three
Begin with your makeup. It needs to be heavy and based on the ’80s rocker style. Your eye makeup should be especially thick and colorful with eyeliner, mascara and lots of eye shadow. Your lips need to be accentuated as well.
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Step Four
Style your hair either very straight or feathered a la Farrah Faucett. Electroclash hairstyles also include the ultra-cute pony tail streaked with bright colors.
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Step Five
Dress sexy. The electroclash chick is a little bit disco, a little bit rock-n-roll, and all ’80s. You can wear everything from spandex, neon colors and pixie boots to studded metal belts, skull decorated t-shirts, fishnets and leg warmers. The important thing is to have your own avant garde, shiny, superficial style.
Tips & Warnings

Be creative with your makeup. You can even add neon stick-on earrings to your face and around your eyes.
Never wear baggy clothes when dressing electroclash. Everything should be tight and sexy.

…happy hour

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Mid-20-Year-Old Wanna-be Hipsters Face Depression

Walter Retlaw spends so many nights crying himself to sleep. A sufferer of depression, he’s tried just about every related drug any pharmaceutical company has concocted.

But his depression has nothing to do with a chemical imbalance. A family member wasn’t suddenly and unexpectedly killed in an automobile accident. He didn’t even break up with a long-time girlfriend.

What’s behind the depression is the fact that he’s a 25 year-old college senior and he knows just how uncool that is.

“I’ve heard all those statistics about how the average U student is 27 years old or something, so people tell me I shouldn’t worry about it, but that’s bull,” Retlaw said. “I mean, first off, those statistics are skewed, ‘cuz ‘average age’ means there’s a ton of 40-year-old housewives around trying to get a few college credits. And then, among most of those older 20 somethings, they’re all returned missionaries or married anyway, so they don’t have to worry about being cool. Me? I’m just a dork, plain and simple.”

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